Cow Tippin’

by TS S. Fulk

I’m from Wayne County Ohio

throw a stone and you’ll likely hit 

a farmer or at least a cow

One thing you have to understand

that there is nothing much to do

for teens on a Saturday night

So hopefully you will

forgive our teenaged selves

for being dumb and bored

and a bit gullible

That inevitably 

driving on dirt back roads

someone would always say

— Hey let’s go cow tippin’

 

The cows were locked up in their barns

and not a one was tipped